Topless in Public!

Posted in Halloween on May 5, 2010 by morbiusjkromwell

That title should get a few bots hitting the site.
Well, today was my final class until fall. I can now start working on more sound effects for my September push. I have been looking at a few photos from the past year or so and thought, by golly; why not toss a few of these on the ol’ blog. Just so you know I wasn’t being a tease, Topless in Public is indeed the theme.
While at HorrorHound 2010 in Indianapolis, I had the pleasure of meeting and working with Brooke Lewis. She is an actress and works mostly in horror. I must admit, I have not seen any of her films. I had hoped to buy some at the con but she didn’t have any to sell. I have had the pleasure of seeing her as Ms. Vampy both in person and on YouTube and I have to say, she makes a very cute vampire. I love her Brooklyn accent when she is in full vampire mode.
We had the pleasure of doing a couple of interviews for Rotting Flesh Radio and for Slice ofScifi. First up, we asked Mr. Richard Lynch. My first memory of Mr. Lynch is from the original Battlestar Galactica and Galactica 1980. There is a gem for ya. We did a quick interview with him for Slice of  Scifi. I think he fell in love with Brooke. He was hitting on her in a very playful way. I guess he thinks like me. I have a soft spot for hot lady vampires. Well… not soft. I mean, you know… oh hell, forget it.

Next, we tried to do an interview with Tom Savini. Now let me tell you something here and now. I have been going to HorrorHound for several years. Each time, I have asked for interviews from many, many stars. Each and every year, I have tried to interview Tom and each year, he shrugged me off like dandruff. This year, I took Brooke with me to ask for an interview.

He was happy to do it! Tom, you sly old dog. Speaking as a male, I can’t really blame you.

The interview started quite normal. Tom stood up and the conversation started. Pretty normal stuff. Then, all of a sudden, while Tom is talking away he started to unbutton his shirt. Little by little he goes down. Button by button his shirt comes undone and starts showing Brooke his body art. Maybe he thought she would follow suit. I am not really sure. Either way, it made a very interesting interview. Brooke must be used to this sort of thing because she took it in stride and had fun with it. I think Tom left soon after for a nice cold shower.

Oh, I am sorry guys. This isn’t what you thought it was going to be, is it? Were you looking for some hot topless babe all decked out in Halloween garb. Well fear not gents. I gotcha covered!

Oh yes. Live it up guys, live it up. You’re welcome.

One door closes, another opens…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on April 12, 2010 by morbiusjkromwell

If, for reasons I cannot fathom, you have subscribed to this rss feed then you might have noticed I am not the most prolific writer in the history of blogdom. While I find twitter a life changing form of communication, I find that my mind seems to be ok with the idea of leaking tiny bits of lunacy verses writing them in articles with more than 140 characters.
There are factors involved here that have factored into my lack of posting. Oh sure, laziness might be in there somewhere but there are other things as well. Honest! You gotta believe me!
1. Gravecast.com. I started podcasting the week I heard that it existed. I had been doing sound effects for haunts for several years so I knew I had enough equipment to do it. It was such a thrill thinking being a cyber D.J. My goal was to seek and find fun Halloween and horror themed tunes from every source and mix a themed batch of tunes for people to listen to while working, driving, ect. I now have 4 years of podcasting under my belt but made the choice to end it last Christmas. Now, music is everywhere and the laws of using music are changing daily to the point that I no longer wish to take a risk. Gravecasts were a blast and for the most part, the people who followed were outstanding. I hope to start podcasting on my own again someday but I am not sure what the next generation of casts will be like. It is like haunting, once you get the bug, it never goes away.
2. Time. I’m an old geezer. (47) I work full time plus made the choice to return to school for some more edumacationing. Last semester was very time consuming. Plus, my priority is my wife, first and foremost. I make time for our relationship above all else. I figure, when I look back, I won’t be wishing I had more time to blog, wish I could listen to more Halloween music, or any of a hundred other time filling events. I had time to do a lot of things, I think most of my choices were pretty good ones.
3. Fatigue. Two years ago, I set up an event in September called the Bloody Good Horror Fest. It was set at a local college using 3 rooms and their auditorium. We played 3 sets of classic double features free and open to the public, had free popcorn for everyone, had an independent horror film along with the man who created it, had a live comedy troop perform on stage, had a blood drive, and had representatives from several haunted houses in full costume to meet and creep those who came. It was the largest thing I had ever put together.
No one came.
When I say no one, I mean that in the literal sense of the word. For the first set of movies, not one person came. It was my worst nightmare. It was the most humiliating day of my life (and if you knew me, that is saying a lot). We went on tv, we passed out fliers, we made t-shirts, we used the internet, we did everything I could afford. No one came. It has taken me quite a while to get back into the swing of Halloween since that moment. At least I got a cool logo out of it.Morbius J Kromwell
4. Last year was just a lousy year.
Like I said, once you get the bug, it finds a way to draw you back. Enter Slice of SciFi. (sliceofscifi.com) Sliceofscifi is a podcast run out of Phoenix by a small group of individuals who enjoy science fiction and horror. I have been enjoying their audio casts for quite some time now. They have 2 new shows that are recorded on Thursday nights. One is called Sliceofscifi and the other is their voice mail show. Each cast is recorded while you can watch live via ustream. The standard show has news about movies, tv and other genres of upcoming projects and interesting interviews. The voice mail show is a free for all with questions and craziness. I thoroughly enjoy both programs. I started sending in little bits to the voice mail show. Most of them were my attempt to be humorous and seemed to go over quite well. I had a string of entries that the owner liked and, much to my surprise, he has added one of my bits to their regular show. I get to do a brief scifi news update on the show with made up news. It has been a blast to do and I plan to enjoy the ride while it lasts. The other thing I have chosen to do is join in the Halloween blog countdown craze this year only, with a twist.
Tons of blogs post stuff everyday (or close to everyday) all October long. That is cool and all, but some of the stuff pops up WAYYYY after I could have used it. Especially music and sound effects. It might be Halloween day and someone might post something cool that I say to myself, “Great! Wish I had that last week!” My goal is to post 30 Halloween themed sound effects that I have mixed in 30 days from September 1 to September 30. That way, people will have it in time to use it and it will be there the whole month of October. I have about a 3rd of the effects done. I REALLY hope I can get this done! I have posted it now so maybe that will be the motivation to finish this project.
I take one day every 2 weeks to produce my scifi stuff; I hope to fill that day by also working on sounds. We will see. I have a few other things to post but hey, might as well save something for next time. I hope you stick around.

Something has changed…

Posted in Halloween, Mindless Madness on November 9, 2009 by morbiusjkromwell

Things have changed.
The sun stays hidden behind the clouds as the cold winds steal the warmth from body and soul. We huddle in front of the comforting glow of our televisions and computer screens. The thought of Winter nights loom just around the corner.
Soon we will see Christmas light all around and everyone will be filled with thoughts of the holiday season. Joy to the world. Happy new year.
The echoes from the season of screams have faded into memories and we close our eyes at night in the comfort of our warm, quiet homes. We no longer fear the dark corners. We no longer strain to hear the whispers of the night. All thoughts of ghosts and ghouls drift away and we get caught up in our busy schedules. Always so busy. How soon we forget.
Once October is gone, very few think to take a closer look into the shadows. Maybe deep down we don’t want to remember. Perhaps we don’t want to know because, if we look, we just might find something waiting there on those cold nights, waiting just beyond our vision, just out of reach…watching our every move. The shadows may not be as empty as we imagine. The face of Halloween is hidden. Halloween’s true self lies behind a mask of innocence. It might be staring at you from eyes of a child or watching you from the shadows of your room. It can be anywhere.
We feel secure knowing that everything is packed away in boxes. Everything is stashed into the basement or shoved into the attic. You know what they say, “Out of sight, out of mind”. You fool! Halloween is more than plastic pumpkins and bags of candy. Halloween can’t be boxed up and packed away. Halloween has changed. Halloween has taken on a life all its own.
Ignore the calendar. Halloween is right there on the edge of the dark, waiting to return. Don’t drop your guard! I warn you now to keep a watchful eye on those corners. Keep your ears open to the silent whispers. Halloween is looking for the right moment. I can feel it. I can hear it.
Think about it! The perfect time for the fear to return is when you least expect it!
The time will soon come when something will step out of one of those unwatched corners. The time will come when Halloween will no longer remain confined to the month of October. When the time comes and you are caught unaware… you will live just long enough to learn that it is too late.
Sure, it might sound crazy now, but you have been warned! Don’t just read this and then go on with your “normal life”. Take heed. Pay attention when those little hairs rise on the back of your neck. It might your only chance. I know what I am talking about. Trust me, I know.
This might be the year. Maybe next year, or the one after that. No one knows. NO ONE knows. Turn on the lights. Listen to the silence. I know I am.
Something has changed, my friend, and I don’t want you to be caught unaware. The boundaries we thought could never be broken are gone. The comfort we feel is an illusion. Halloween NEVER ends… it waits… and the wait is almost over.

November?

Posted in Uncategorized on November 1, 2009 by morbiusjkromwell

What a month October has been. As always, I try to cram 4 months of stuff into 31 days and I wonder why it goes by so fast.
Last year, on October 30th, My wife and I were sitting, handing out candy to the ghouls as they trick ot treated. The night was coming to a close and we heard a noise, it was a small gray kitten. We both love animals but don’t own one. This kitten was SO friendly, it was a purring machine. It was so tiny and cute, of course I wanted to keep it but we didn’t. We did feed it but by next morning, it was gone. Never to be seen again. Goodbye little halloween kitten. It was a nice visit.
Jump now to this year, October 30th 2009. The night is almost gone, the kids have come and gone, and we once again hear a noise in the darkness. A little kitten walks up to us and joins us. This time, it is a little black kitten.
How odd. What are the odds that this would happen on October 30th at about the same time 2 years running. I took this as a sign. We have made this little black cat our own and I have named him Sam… after Samhain. Thank you for the gift Halloween.

October returns

Posted in Halloween with tags , on October 1, 2009 by morbiusjkromwell

Hello once again October. I heard you slip in last night. I am always amazed at how quiet you are when you enter, like whispers in the dark. So different then when you leave. It brings a smile to my face.
What? Those people? Yes, I know. I don’t normally greet you in an open forum like this but you know most of these people. Most are friends. Just trying something new this year. Once again, I am amazed at how little time seems to pass since our meetings. Each time seems a little faster. I always wonder why that is.
So much has happened since last we met, some of it good, more of it not so good. You might have noticed my mother is not here to greet you this year. She has joined the countless numbers who have gone beyond your reach. Just another reminder to cherish the times you and I get together. There is never a promise that this won’t be the last for me, one reason I try to maximize my enjoyment each and every year. It is comforting to think that, once my time with you is gone, my joy will echo well beyond my years. Even if it isn’t so, it sure sounds nice.
Enough of that. Let’s look ahead at what our time will bring this year. Like so many years, it isn’t just about what we will do, but also about all the things that I will have to pass on because of time. So many choices!
Plenty of haunts this year, more than any year I remember. My yard haunt should be even better this year to give you a good send off. I know, I normally have some of it done by now but I have returned to school this year. Hey, don’t laugh. I know I am now closer to 50 than 40 but I still have dreams and ambition. I still want to become more than I am now. So many years, I felt as if I had become less than the year before. Remember my new job from last year, it is still going strong. Best job I have ever had. Just one of the things I am thankful for.
My wife? Yes, she is fine. So many times you and I have met were filled with true darkness. Being with her is like having October all year long…and more. I never thought I would know happiness. I am glad to be proven wrong.
Wow, look at the time. I need to start work. We will have a whole month to share and reflect. I need to get busy right now. I just wanted to take a moment to welcome you back. I think it is going to be a great year.

Moments

Posted in Halloween with tags on September 14, 2009 by morbiusjkromwell

Moments. To me, that is all life is. Moments alone, moments you share, moments of joy, sorrow, fear. Never a dull moment, just a moment, ect…
Memories are just moments in the past that stand out enough to remember. With this in mind, I try to make each Halloween a moment. Not just for me but for all of the kids who trick or treat to my home. I love putting up the lights, making the sound effects, adding the tombstones and decorations in an effort to make my house something for them to remember. Often, I hear of people who work hard to scare the trick or treaters who visit them. When I look at the ages of the children who come and visit me each year, I see that most are very young. There are several haunted houses in our town where people can go to get a good scare, I don’t want fear to be the memory I give to the little haunters. My goal is to make my home almost a magical place. I work hard to provide an atmosphere of spookiness without having props or people that jump out and frighten children away.
A few years ago, I had my yard decorated and had life size paintings I had made of the Peanuts characters in all their Halloween glory. I placed flood lights in the yard and worked hard to provide a spooky, kid friendly yard haunt for the tikes. A co-worker from my wife’s office brought her older kids to visit our home. They were older children. While they seemed to like my work, they didn’t understand my motives. It was Halloween night, pretty late, and I stayed outside enjoying the last moments of the evening. My wife and her co-worker went inside to chat a moment and the kids wondered about to see my handiwork. A car pulled up and a couple got out of the car with a child just old enough to talk. My costume was that of a skeleton. “You won’t scare me will you mister skeleton?” No I said, this is a friendly place. I looked around and told the children looking about my yard to stay back and not frighten the kid. The parents smiled and talked the child into coming up for candy.
I am sure you can see where this is going. One of the brats didn’t listen. He heard me, he just didn’t care. He jumped out and yelled at the small child. Of course, the child cried and the parents gave me “the look”. It wasn’t my kid who did this but I still felt that they had trusted me and I felt I had let them down.
This was the last trick or treater I had that night. Months of work, painting, building, planning and it ended like that. I wanted to make that brat who didn’t listen to me a permanent resident to my graveyard. We had tons of kids who had a great moment at my haunt, yet my mind is filled with sorrow at the tears of that one child. It still makes me mad.
I still don’t get why people want to scare small children. I love working haunts and making fears for people who want them, but little kids? I just don’t get it. Trick or Treat for me is the heart of Halloween. I love the haunts and the ghost stories and the movies and everything else but those precious few hours of giving to those little ones all dressed up is, for me, the very reason for the season.

Last Halloween

Posted in Halloween on September 8, 2009 by morbiusjkromwell

I have told this story before, but I felt like telling it again…

Last Halloween

I’m not sure if I was 12 or 13 when I became too old for trick or treat.
Halloween has always been one of my favorite times of the year. I love “jacket weather”, the falling leaves, and the whole spooky mystery of the holiday. People talk about the magic of Christmas, but for me, the possibilities that lurked just beyond the light was always what got me. I remember as a kid I would search the TV guide each week looking for horror movies and science fiction flicks. We didn’t even have VCRs back in the 70s and were always at the mercy of the TV stations to give us our horror fix. I would also try to buy Famous Monsters magazine when I could and loved listening to Halloween stories and sound effects all year round. That special feeling of being in a dark room alone or with a friend or two, hearing the hisses and pops of the record player as we listened to tales from Hitchcock, Poe, and Vincent Price. The crappy haunted houses we used to throw together in our basement every summer vacation just for the frightful pleasure of a few of the kids in our neighborhood. Good memories.
My best friend in Junior High was a guy name Ed. Junior High for me was the start of growing up. I had watched reruns of The Brady Bunch and knew that things changed once you started Junior High. October was drawing near and Ed and I talked it over. We had an important choice to make. Were we too old for trick or treat? Some of our friends had already stopped, some had not. Neither of us wanted to quit but didn’t want people to make fun of us. In the end, the lure of free sweets overcame our fears. We came to an agreement that we would give it one more year and then it would end.
In the town of  Terre Haute, Indiana, they know how to make a kid happy for Halloween. Trick or treat isn’t just on October 31st, here you get two nights of begging for candy. Nice. Ed and I made our master plans…we would hit my neighborhood on the 30th and then hit his on Halloween night. We talked about costumes all month as we planned to milk this last event for every tootsie roll and candy bar we could get our greedy little fingers on.
I have no idea what I wore as my costume that year. I remember a drug store by the school used to carry cheap masks. Halloween masks have “that smell”. You know, that cheap latex smell. Most masks were those junk masks that cover your face and have a rubber band that goes around your head and would get caught in your hair or snap while you were out on Halloween. They came with an even worse suit. Those were so lame. It was a rare mask that had a rubber band that lasted both nights. Then the store also had REAL masks. You know, the kind that went over your whole head and didn’t need a rubber band. I remember I had one of the good masks that year. Thanks mom.
The first night came and we started our rounds. My kid brother and my cousin had to go with us. I remember the old lady right across the street from us was giving out small bags of chips for Halloween. She must have been rich or something! My little brother and my cousin switched costumes a time or two just to get more chips. She caught on and moaned about it, but it worked. We lived in an area that had a lot of kids. Because of it, we did pretty well that first night.
Oh, I remember the smell of Halloween candy. There is no other smell like it. Something about the mixture of all those flavors in your bag that is very special. Chocolate and candy necklaces, wax vampire teeth and the odd apple or two, I miss that smell. It was a good start to the last Halloween.
One night down, only one to go.
The next night in Ed’s neighborhood, it was just Ed and I. We were now old enough to go trick or treat alone and it was a great feeling. What a rush, the excitement of getting candy, walking the dark streets alone, and the ability to go where we wanted with no one tagging along. I remember trying to navigate the dark, uneven sidewalks, the sound of the leaves crunching as we walked through them. Looking out of those tiny holes in my mask as I tried not to trip or fall off of someone’s front porch. The sound of my breathing bouncing back in my ears and the heat build up like I was wearing my own, portable monster shaped sauna. This was what it was all about. I remember going to houses where the people you had never met before would try to guess who you were. They would bug you and bug you until you took off your mask to prove they didn’t know you. “Oh, I don’t know you.”
I remember walking by the houses with no lights on, wondering why they didn’t pass out candy. I remember one house had a note on the front door saying “come to the back door for candy”. Right. I don’t think so. I’ll bet they didn’t give out a single piece of candy that year.
Block by block, we walked the streets that night, enjoying the moment for everything that it was. We started near Union Hospital on 8th Street and 8th Ave. where Ed lived and walked all the way to the park on Maple where the “rich” people lived. We made our rounds there and then hit the houses on 7th Street as we headed back towards the general direction of where we began. We zigzagged from one side of the road and back again. Any place that looked like a good candy house, we were there.
Even though the night was fun, deep down we could feel the moments ticking by. 7th street had a lot of houses but each one was that much closer to the end.  Time passed by very fast that night. I didn’t ever want it to end. I didn’t want to loose Halloween.
I am not sure what time it was as we drew close to the end. We didn’t have a watch and I’m not sure I could have seen it with that mask on. I know we had only a few more blocks to go when we walked up the steps onto a well lit porch. I remember having to hold the mask close to my face so I could see down to walk up the stairs. As we had so often that night, we knocked on the door and waited to see what goodies this house would bring. We both jumped in shock as the front door flew open and a man we had never met before yelled at us, “Don’t you kids know what time it is? Halloween is over! Go home!” With that, the door slammed shut. He was more right than he could ever know. With that slam came the end of Halloween as we had known it.
Ed and I looked at each other and knew it was time to go back. I remember how defeated I felt walking down the steps of that guy’s porch. I remember the feel of pulling off my mask, the cool air washing over my sweat covered face. It was nice to breathe and see again. With my now useless mask in one hand and the candy in my other, we walked back in silence, each of us thinking about the finality of the moment. Not a word was spoken as we cut back over to 8th for those last two blocks. No used going down the rest of 7th now. I felt cheated out of those last few houses. When we had started out, we hurried from house to house, trying to out race the night. Now, the night had won and we were in no hurry to get back.
Something was gone now. No more anticipation of “What to be” on Halloween, no more stalking the night for goodies, it all started to sink in. The magic was gone. Getting older sucked.
We were both silently saying goodbye to Halloween…
And then we heard it.
From the darkness ahead we heard…a laugh. This wasn’t the kind of laugh you hear after a joke. This was no giggle or chuckle. This was a maniacal laugh that echoed off of the dark houses and filled your mind with fear. The only lights we could see were the island like circles at the corner of each block under the street lights. In between was nothing but darkness and within that darkness, something was coming.
We froze and searched for the source of the laughter. Like something out of a movie, he came riding out of the blackness, a figure with a long cape flowing in the wind behind him as he raced by…it was a body with no head!
Someone, an older kid, had created a costume of the Headless Horseman. You could tell he was looking out of the “body” and that the head he had was fake. Instead of a mighty steed, he was riding a bike down the middle of the street.
It was the greatest thing I had ever seen.
The rider was laughing at the top of his lungs as he rode from the circle of light past us into the darkness. We stood there and watched as he passed another area of light a block down and then turned and vanished into another street…laughing all the way.
We were stunned. We just stood there looking at where he had been and said not a word. At the same time we looked at each other and smiled. “That was cool.” I don’t remember if I said it or Ed. It was cool.
The smile stayed on my face. It still pops up once in a while, even to this day. The last block or two, I began to understand that, even though my days of trick or treat might be gone, the magic was not. That mystery headless horseman guy opened my eyes to the fact that things would change but Halloween would still be a part of my life.

And it always will be.

Welcome to the Shadows.

Posted in Mindless Madness with tags on September 8, 2009 by morbiusjkromwell

Hello my friends, my name is Morbius J Kromwell and I am the caretaker of this dark little corner of the internet. I invite you to join me as I share my random bits of mindless madness on all things Halloween.